Hello I am Nessalyn the college student aka dearness and you shouldn't take anything I write from midnight to 3am too seriously
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
in which I lose my shit and rant on a stupid confession-type page for my school lmao
literally EVERYONE coming out of college nowadays has the potential to become screwed over later on
no one is safe
Best thing about Springfest and Fallfest at my school is that there is literally free stuff EVERYWHERE
Last night I dreamt that I was at a restaurant in the middle of the desert and
there were just all these desert mice and cats everwhere
The desert mice were just kind of running around all over the floor and they were very friendly like you could pick them up with your hand
And the cats were also very friendly and everywhere one was even snuggling into my lap right before I woke up
I’ve hit the latter portion of the OVA and holy fucking shit what is even going on
Look at these blondes they are both so very done
Okay Pixis can fall asleep standing up what kind of entity is he
not forcing, per se- Cecil doesn’t really mind the Fil soaps but he can get really into them once he’s started watching
ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords.