Hello I am Nessalyn the college student aka dearness and you shouldn't take anything I write from midnight to 3am too seriously

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i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all



i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth



in which I lose my shit and rant on a stupid confession-type page for my school lmao 

literally EVERYONE coming out of college nowadays has the potential to become screwed over later on
no one is safe

Best thing about Springfest and Fallfest at my school is that there is literally free stuff EVERYWHERE

  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws

Last night I dreamt that I was at a restaurant in the middle of the desert and

there were just all these desert mice and cats everwhere

The desert mice were just kind of running around all over the floor and they were very friendly like you could pick them up with your hand

And the cats were also very friendly and everywhere one was even snuggling into my lap right before I woke up

I’ve hit the latter portion of the OVA and holy fucking shit what is even going on

Look at these blondes they are both so very done

Okay Pixis can fall asleep standing up what kind of entity is he

queerminho asked: *whispers* think about Filipino Cecil forcing Carlos to watch his favourite telesereye with him


not forcing, per se- Cecil doesn’t really mind the Fil soaps but he can get really into them once he’s started watching


ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 



For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords.