Hello I am Nessalyn the college student aka dearness and you shouldn't take anything I write from midnight to 3am too seriously
Welcome to 21
I still feel awkward getting alcoholic drinks out of the fridge in my own home
"Foot Soldiers" Unplugged by Eliza Rickman ft. Meg Bashwiner, Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, Marisa Blankier (filmed by Cecil Baldwin)
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
they stare into the souls of the children….
As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to
so i saw people mentioning this fic here
so i said “let’s read it”
wow you are so fancy girl
hot pink velvet mmm
boiz du wat dey wunt
red eye s so hot right
draco you should have left your thinguie away from her
no erection 4 u
that explains a lot
not gothic ??¿ plot twist
good spell gurl
voldemort is better than u
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom