Hello I am Nessalyn the college student aka dearness and you shouldn't take anything I write from midnight to 3am too seriously

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Welcome to 21

I still feel awkward getting alcoholic drinks out of the fridge in my own home

asutori:

"Foot Soldiers" - Eliza Rickman ft. Welcome to Night Vale

"Foot Soldiers" Unplugged by Eliza Rickman ft. Meg Bashwiner, Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, Marisa Blankier (filmed by Cecil Baldwin)

nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

melaniedragon:

ultrafacts:

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they stare into the souls of the children….

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

malfoysmirks:

so i saw people mentioning this fic here

so i said “let’s read it”

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wow you are so fancy girl

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hot pink velvet mmm

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boiz du wat dey wunt

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okei

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red eye s so hot right

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omg

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draco you should have left your thinguie away from her

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no erection 4 u

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that explains a lot

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not gothic ??¿ plot twist

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good spell gurl

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voldemort is better than u

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

No you don’t understand

I’ve been trying to figure out how someone would do a “Humans of New York” thing in suburbia and have a constant stream of new photos and stories with how still and unchanging suburbs can be and

Wal-Mart would be PERFECT