Hello I am Nessalyn the college student aka dearness and you shouldn't take anything I write from midnight to 3am too seriously

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Ok I have to admit that placing me in Slytherin isn’t exactly a wrong choice like

I’m pretty ambitious and resourceful at least? And rather protective over people I care about?

I finally made a Pottermore account and I got placed in Slytherin I’m fucking laughing

mahouminuki:

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avril lavigne is twenty nine years old

chrissyirish13:

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I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

Colonialism is when bees bust their asses to make honey but all the bottles look like bears!

Kim Crosby’s Facebook page(which quoted me yesterday!)

Holy shit, best quote fucking ever, holy shit.

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OMFG I don’t LOL often but Goddamn.

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Perfect analogy is perfect.

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megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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dudewheresmypie:

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dudewheresmypie:

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Thanks, tumblr.

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I think the tumblr staff are slowly loosing their minds.

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You think they just sit around, like… We have to top April Fool’s Day.

"Oh but she looked so much better when she [conventional standard of beauty]"

Ok but have you ever thought that they don’t give a shit

"You’re just an SJW because you want everything in life to be easy!"

Um

no

Life will always have its challenges and shit but

some challenges are unfairly imposed on some people more than others and that’s where social justice steps in

No one is asking for life to be always fair and easy and free of worry. But what we do ask for is for people to not add unnecessary bullshit to the lives of others in the form of disparate treatment.

i-am-shane:

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aye-aye-captaaiinn:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!

are we being fucking serious right now?

are these really